Monday, October 29, 2007

Scored Review - Gothika

Ever wonder if there is a movie where Halle Berry isn't hot in it? Well the answer is no, but if theres one movie where she comes the closest to looking anything like a normal person, its Gothika; and it takes what looks like three years of not washing or combing her hair along with gouging "Not Alone" onto her arms to do it.

Gothika revolves around the story Miranda Grey, a psychiatrist who wakes up to find herself in a cell at the very mental institution where she works, having apparently killed her loving husband for no reason the night before. Its a twist! From there, the movie takes a darker turn, with random ghosts assaulting people, freeing her from prison and molesting other inmates. Yes I did say molesting. Technically their raping other inmates, and technically they turn out not to be ghosts that are doing the raping, but thats beside the point. The movie is pretty bad, I'm going to be honest. Not even Halle can make up for that fact. Its not really that freaky in total, its mostly the same freaky girl-ghost that randomly appears.

Pro's:
Halle Berry

Con's:
Not that scary
Cliche Ending
Just Plain Bad

1 Ghost out of 5

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